After a record "bone-chilling" (I'm quoting the local weather people, who love drama) week, today is fairly balmy here in ***.
Ok, so I started this post intending it to be all nice and sweet, about going to the beach, blah blah blah, but I'm going to digress a bit here for a moment and complain about how silly ***can be.
Last year, I was on call for our first snow in years and years. At the hospital, people kept talking about how they would close ALL the bridges if there was any snow or ice. Keep in mind that you can't get ANYWHERE in *** without crossing at least 50 bridges. We would all be stuck at the hospital the next day, since not only could the incoming shift not get to the hospital, but we wouldn't be able to get home anyways. I, being a non-native Southerner, was all "whatevs, people, that won't happen." And, last year, I was right. The bridges didn't close, I got to leave on time, and drive home on a beautiful sunny clear Saturday morning and enjoy fresh sparkly white snow.
So I was right last year. This year, however, yeah, not so much.
Once again, I was on call last Sunday. Once again, we kept hearing rumors about the bridges closing, blah blah blah. "Yeah," thought I, "whatevs." So I, after a busy 24 hours on-call with not one minute of sleep, take off for home. And yes, it's raining a little and the temperature is right around freezing, but the roads were fine. I get to the base of the first of 2 major interstate bridges I have to cross to get to our home on ***l Island (yes, Island, so without bridges, I CAN'T.GET.HOME). And the traffic is at a standstill. Not slow, but a standstill. The radio says the bridge is closed. So I think, fine, I'll turn around and go over the *** bridge, through ***, thus circumventing the morons who think you have to close an interstate bridge for a little ice.
That plan didn't work out so well.
I get just on the beginning of the *** bridge, and...yep, standstill. Yes, says the radio traffic girl, who is positively giddy at the opportunity to report on this "state of emergency" weather (the main DJ guy mentions no less than 5 times that she has gone above and beyond the call of duty, staying late at work to give us the latest traffic updates), ALL the bridges in *** are closed.
So, dear readers, let me ask you. Do YOU understand why one has to CLOSE a bridge (I'm talking major bridges -- 3 lanes of traffic each direction) for ice? Where I come from, one drives slooooowly when there is ice. I'm not talking about sheets of ice, either. I'm talking about a little freezing rain. I think the SCDOT may be confusing this with hurricanes...
Fast forward to TWO HOURS later, when I am over the bridge (the police were letting cars drive over a 4 lane bridge ONE.AT.A.TIME...I'm not even kidding). I drive through Mt. Pleasant, and get on the highway leading me home. Only there are cops not letting people through because once again, ALL THE BRIDGES ARE CLOSED. So I parked my little car at a shopping center, and let my tired little self sleep for a few hours in my car. Finally, at 1:30pm, after 5 hours trying to get home, I arrive at home. And I'm not ashamed to say, I had a bath, a glass of wine, and went to bed, furious at the SCDOT.
Oh, and on Wednesday, when it was sunny and beautiful, they closed an entire MAJOR exit ramp because someone spotted a patch of ice on it. I'm not even kidding.
Ok, so back to today, when it is beautiful and 60 degrees. The girls are loving the beach, I have forgiven the SCDOT, and we remember why it is nice to live in ***n after all. Just not when there is ice.